Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Views: 15,165
Posted: 01/09/2003
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), dating (779)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 20,131
Wanda Sykes - Male Strippers
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 12,906
Wanda Sykes - Bush
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 6,469
Wanda Sykes - Rich vs. Poor
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 6,217
Wanda Sykes - Bad Sitcoms
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), TV (461), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 5,836
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1147), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 11,248
Wanda Sykes - Dirty Jersey
New Jersey is so dirty, they give out mammograms at the toll booths.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), health (644), environment (52)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 3,770
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 7,788
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,391
Wanda Sykes - John Paul II
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), religion (400), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 4,095
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 18,372
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 7,788
Wanda Sykes - Bad Sitcoms
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), TV (461), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 5,836
Wanda Sykes - Kids Are Worth It
Kids are great -- when they're someone else's.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 5,691
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1147), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 11,248
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,391
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 19,249
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 11,995
Wanda Sykes - John Paul II
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), religion (400), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 4,095
Wanda Sykes - City Drinking
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
