When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
There is nothing worse than moving.
In your 30s, you don't have as many choices of men to date.
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Steve McGrew had scabs instead of knee-pads.