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Warren Thomas - Prison

Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), imitations (789), ethnic (731)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 917

Warren Thomas - America

Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 721

Warren Thomas - El Nino

If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 677

Warren Thomas - Village People

It takes the Village People to raise a child.

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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 243

Warren Thomas - Celebrity Trouble

Rich people used to have better lives.

Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 163

Warren Thomas - David Duke Day

Warren will take anybody's day off to party.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 160

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Warren Thomas: When Life Starts

These pro-lifers say, 'Life starts in the male scrotum after two Budweisers.' If that's the case, then I killed more people in my room last night...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Warren Thomas: Blame El Nino

They blame everything on El Nino. When I can't get it up, I go, 'Baby, it's El Nino. It ain't me, baby. I'm a man -- it's El Nino, see? -- it's a...

Posted: 05/29/1998

Warren Thomas: Appreciating Hillary Clinton

She said something really brilliant -- she said it takes the Village People to raise a child. You know, that's deep, ain't that? 'Cause I'm...

Posted: 05/29/1998

Warren Thomas: Outlawed Clones

When clones are outlawed, only outlaws will have clones.

Posted: 05/29/1998

Warren Thomas: Any Holiday to Party

I'll take anybody's day off to party. I'm serious -- I'll take David Duke Day off.

Posted: 05/04/1994

Warren Thomas: On Mike Tyson

Of course he had a bad attitude -- 25 years old, $60 million. When I got my student loan, I was a d**khead for three weeks.

Posted: 05/04/1994

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