The food may be greasy and salty, but it's also ready.
Views: 2,592
Posted: 02/24/1992
Wayne Federman - Book of Questions
"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 647
Wayne Federman - Problems With Driving
The car pool lanes are unfair to people with no friends.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), friends (391)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,906
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,382
Wayne Federman - Concerts
It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), drugs (492)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,337
Wayne Federman - Actors' Education
NYU uses realistic scenarios in their math problems.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 4,271
Wayne Federman - The Island of Manhattan
Even the children are sarcastic in New York.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 574
Wayne Federman - Sports and Society
It's surprising that sports teams' names are still racist.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 2,052
Wayne Federman - Jazz
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,447
Wayne Federman - Traffic Signals
Wayne can't stand waiting for drivers to go after the light turns green.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Premium Blend (748), driving (322)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 305
Wayne Federman - Fast Food
Wayne Federman lists all of the reasons why he loves Taco Bell.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,288
Wayne Federman - Fast Food
Wayne Federman lists all of the reasons why he loves Taco Bell.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 1,288
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 7,548
Tommy Davidson - Cotton South
A McDonald's in Pickensville, AL scares Tommy to death.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 10,234
Eugene Mirman - Grub and Babes
Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), food (710), New York City (347)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 11,474
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,522
Rick Corso - Diner
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 867
Bill Kirchenbauer - Sea World
They sell fish sandwiches at Sea World.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 786
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,697
Susan Norfleet - LensCrafters
Convenience is the important thing in healthcare.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), food (710), health (644)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 408
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - This Is Nothing
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
