Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings
- Appears regularly on E!'s "Chelsea Lately"
- Featured on the "Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers" & the upcoming David Hasselhoff roast
- One-hour special "Money Shot" premieres on Comedy Central
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Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
Posted: 08/02/2010 Views: 101388
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
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Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
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The problem with vampires is that they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old.
Posted: 08/22/2010 Views: 16235
Whitney Cummings finds that The Hoff's member is like a piece of technology from the 1980s.
Posted: 08/15/2010 Views: 32881
Whitney Cummings is impressed by the caliber of the performers who turned out to roast the Hoff.
Posted: 08/12/2010 Views: 7440
Women aren't cheaper than men; they just don't expect to pay for anything.
Posted: 08/02/2010 Views: 27842
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Posted: 08/02/2010 Views: 43201
Whitney compares stand-up to sex: there's always crying and she gets paid to do it.
Posted: 12/12/2009 Views: 28533
Whitney Cummings turns her sights on Mario Cantone, Tom Arnold, and Jon and Kate.
Posted: 08/09/2009 Views: 10438
