Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings
- Appears regularly on E!'s "Chelsea Lately"
- Featured on the "Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers" & the upcoming David Hasselhoff roast
- One-hour special "Money Shot" premieres on Comedy Central
Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
Posted: 08/02/2010 Views: 175363
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
Posted: 01/17/2011 Views: 39725
Whitney Cummings will occasionally whisper encouraging things in the bedroom.
Posted: 01/11/2011 Views: 35413
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
Posted: 08/22/2010 Views: 38917
The problem with vampires is that they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old.
Posted: 08/22/2010 Views: 53513
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
Posted: 08/22/2010 Views: 50530
Whitney Cummings finds that The Hoff's member is like a piece of technology from the 1980s.
Posted: 08/15/2010 Views: 56215
Whitney Cummings is impressed by the caliber of the performers who turned out to roast the Hoff.
Posted: 08/12/2010 Views: 18003
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Posted: 08/02/2010 Views: 90634
As a "Jersey Shore" fan, Whitney Cummings is very excited to meet The Situation.
Posted: 03/15/2010 Views: 112444
