Whitney Cummings is impressed by the caliber of the performers who turned out to roast the Hoff.
Views: 18,003
Posted: 08/12/2010
Whitney Cummings - Penises Are Like Snowflakes
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 39,725
DVD Exclusive - Whitney Cummings - Porn Screaming
Whitney Cummings will occasionally whisper encouraging things in the bedroom.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/11/11
Views: 35,413
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With "Twilight"
The problem with vampires is that they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 53,513
Whitney Cummings - Emotional Ninjas
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 50,530
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With Sports
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 38,917
Uncensored - Whitney Cummings - Hasselhoff's Penis
Whitney Cummings finds that The Hoff's member is like a piece of technology from the 1980s.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), music (485), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 56,215
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,634
Whitney Cummings - The Pump Fake
Women aren't cheaper than men; they just don't expect to pay for anything.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 65,703
Whitney Cummings - Copying Porn Moves
Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 175,363
Outtake - Pam Anderson - George Hamilton's Tanning
Pam Anderson is amazed how seriously George Hamilton takes his tanning, even in extreme conditions.
Tags: lookin' good (488), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 4,518
Red Carpet - Who Would Win in a Tag Team Match?
The roasters decide the winners of a tag team match: Hasselhoff & Lampanelli vs. Hogan & Ross.
Tags: religion (404), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 27,704
Red Carpet - What Sex Position Is "The Hoff"?
The roasters describe how to do "The Hoff," consisting primarily of swimming strokes.
Tags: alcohol (516), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 58,545
Red Carpet - What's Your Favorite David Hasselhoff Song?
Jeffrey Ross is the only roaster on the Red Carpet who knows an actual David Hasselhoff song.
Tags: exclusives (335), insults (291)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 54,459
Outtake - Lisa Lampanelli - George Hamilton's Tan
Lisa Lampanelli has a few choice words about George Hamilton's tan.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (45), lookin' good (488), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 6,805
Red Carpet - Covering Up Your Junk, Hoff-Style
The Hoff and his roasters tell what they would replace the Shar-Pei dogs in Hasselhoff's photo with.
Tags: alcohol (516), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 72,686
Uncensored - Jerry Springer - Kindred Spirits
Jerry Springer can relate to David Hasselhoff's work environment.
Tags: sex (1202), insults (291)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 103,436
Outtake - Jeff Ross - The Hoff's Claim to Fame
David Hasselhoff is an international singing sensation. But how proud should he really be?
Tags: exclusives (335), insults (291)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 4,031
Outtake - Seth MacFarlane - Hoff's Geographic Popularity
Seth McFarlane marvels at just how many continents David Hasselhoff is popular on.
Tags: exclusives (335), insults (291)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 6,075
Outtake - George Hamilton - His Early Career
George Hamilton talks about working on the same hallowed studio lot where he began his career.
Tags: exclusives (335), insults (291)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 1,813
