Whitney compares stand-up to sex: there's always crying and she gets paid to do it.
Views: 40,070
Posted: 12/12/2009
Whitney Cummings - Penises Are Like Snowflakes
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 36,908
DVD Exclusive - Whitney Cummings - Porn Screaming
Whitney Cummings will occasionally whisper encouraging things in the bedroom.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/11
Views: 33,598
Whitney Cummings - Emotional Ninjas
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 49,043
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With Sports
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 38,011
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With "Twilight"
The problem with vampires is that they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 51,688
Uncensored - Whitney Cummings - Hasselhoff's Penis
Whitney Cummings finds that The Hoff's member is like a piece of technology from the 1980s.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), music (475), exclusives (312)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 55,354
Outtake - Whitney Cummings - The Assembled Talent
Whitney Cummings is impressed by the caliber of the performers who turned out to roast the Hoff.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 17,501
Whitney Cummings - Copying Porn Moves
Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 171,155
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 89,154
Whitney Cummings - The Pump Fake
Women aren't cheaper than men; they just don't expect to pay for anything.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 64,598
The Hot List - Anthony Jeselnik - Lose His Mind
If Anthony was stranded on a desert island, he would lose his mind pretty quickly.
Tags: Anthony Jeselnik (19), sex (1193), TV (461)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 8,690
The Hot List - Matt Braunger - Voltron
If Matt was up against Voltron or any of the Transformers, he would probably lose.
Tags: Matt Braunger (20), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 12/02/09
Views: 15,378
The Hot List - Ranking
If the Hot List were ranked, T.J. Miller would be sleven, a mix of seven and eleven.
Tags: Anthony Jeselnik (19), interviews (126), Comedy Central's Hot List (51)
Posted: 11/30/09
Views: 92,873
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With Sports
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 38,011
Whitney Cummings - Penises Are Like Snowflakes
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 36,908
Whitney Cummings - Emotional Ninjas
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 49,043
Larry the Cable Guy - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Larry might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he can sure beat the sh*t out of one.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), men/women (1147), kids (809)
Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 27,254
The Hot List - Aziz Ansari - Denzel Washington
Aziz's hottest dream is refusing to pose for a photograph with Denzel Washington.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (16), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 12/02/09
Views: 75,260
Aziz Ansari - Willow Related Death
Comedy bad boy Aziz Ansari was killed in an automobile accident while Googling his own name.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (16), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 261,218
Aziz Ansari - Glad You Like the Show
If you liked the show, then come back next week and see one of Aziz's balls.
