The problem with vampires is that they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old.
Views: 53,513
Posted: 08/22/2010
Whitney Cummings - Penises Are Like Snowflakes
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 39,725
DVD Exclusive - Whitney Cummings - Porn Screaming
Whitney Cummings will occasionally whisper encouraging things in the bedroom.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/11/11
Views: 35,413
Whitney Cummings - Emotional Ninjas
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 50,530
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With Sports
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 38,917
Uncensored - Whitney Cummings - Hasselhoff's Penis
Whitney Cummings finds that The Hoff's member is like a piece of technology from the 1980s.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), music (485), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 56,215
Outtake - Whitney Cummings - The Assembled Talent
Whitney Cummings is impressed by the caliber of the performers who turned out to roast the Hoff.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/12/10
Views: 18,003
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,634
Whitney Cummings - The Pump Fake
Women aren't cheaper than men; they just don't expect to pay for anything.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 65,703
Whitney Cummings - Copying Porn Moves
Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 175,363
Whitney Cummings - The Pump Fake
Women aren't cheaper than men; they just don't expect to pay for anything.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 65,703
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,634
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With Sports
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 38,917
Whitney Cummings - Emotional Ninjas
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 50,530
Whitney Cummings - Copying Porn Moves
Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 175,363
Whitney Cummings - Penises Are Like Snowflakes
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 39,725
Bobby Slayton - Crime and Punishment
Kids today shouldn't do drugs -- they're not as good as they used to be.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,916
Sebastian Maniscalco - Dancing
Guys can do anything on the first date.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 13,141
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 10,346
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 28,383
