Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
It would be great if you could give kids valium.
We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Joe skipped town on a train traveling at 100 mph.
Last night's audience was kind of scary.
Knowing Spanish is integral to the bullfighting experience.
