In Europe, he's called Kilometers Davis.
Zach wants to be in Teen People.
Multiple personalities can create phone problems.
If you want to kill yourself, do something other than jumping off of a Pizza Hut.
It's good to be very specific when cheering at concerts.
It's easy to lose yourself in a massage chair.
Marcus the Timid Pimp always gets put on hold.
If a bartender has heard of you, you definitely have a drinking problem.
CCP: Zach Galifianakis